It’s time once again for Faribault’s annual “Chairs for Charity” drive! Leave your new, or slightly used chairs, ropes, or tarps, on any boulevard on the parade route three or four hours before today’s parade starts. Volunteers will collect them to give them to those in need. Thank you for your generous contribution, and thanks for giving back to the community!
No, please don’t actually do that! There is no such drive, although I might be the first to start one…perhaps after I retire and become “untouchable” (because who would beat up on an old man?)
This behavior of “saving spots” for the parade was never a thing when I was a child. It has only grown to be popular in the last decade, and really, with exception to those that are legitimately handicapped or have some other legitimate need, am I the only one who finds this a selfish act?
While I would never endorse stealing anyone else’s property, those that leave anything on a public right-of-way may be surprised to learn that there is little legal recourse when personal property is abandoned in such a place. In some jurisdictions, local law enforcement actually gives out citations for space saving before parades.
Similar to not returning your shopping cart in the corral when you’re finished using it, simple etiquette and good manners should replace the need for any fines for non-compliance.
Rest assured, there is always room for you at the parade. Simply come a half hour early, sit in your chairs, enjoy a cold beverage, and enjoy the people watching and build-up to one of the community’s flagship events.